Stewart and Blackberry: It Begins

Here is how it probably went between Stewart Dog, an extremely friendly little guy, and Blackberry Kitty, our very aloof cat:

HI MY NAME IS STEWART I AM A DOG I AM A GOOD DOG HELLO KITTY YOU MUST BE THE ONE THE BOSS CALLS BLACKBERRY OH HELP OH YOU HIT ME HOW COME OH HELP I WILL STAND WAY WAY OVER HERE OH DEAR

dont come anywhere near me unless i say its ok and im not saying anything in fact im pissed as hell wtf

I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU I AM LOOKING OVER HERE INSTEAD OH DEAR

you damn straight youre not looking at me you damn dog

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HI MY NAME IS STEWART I AM A DOG I AM A GOOD DOG HELLO SQUISHY BIG PERSON I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU EXCEPT I AM NOT GLAD ABOUT KITTY SITTING OVER THERE OH DEAR I WILL BE WAY OVER HERE I GUESS GEE WHIZ

dog wtf youre back fine stay there just dont come over here

I AM FAR FAR AWAY YOU BET KITTY OH GOSH HELP

lol like theres help im going back to sleep

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hey dog you gonna stick around you look like you are

HI MY NAME IS STEWART I AM A DOG I AM A GOOD DOG I AM STILL NOT LOOKING KITTY I AM STANDING WAY FAR AWAY AND I AM LOOKING VERY HARD AT THIS PILLOW OVER HERE

whatever I guess youre okay imma sit here on the couch near you but not too close

EXCUSE ME WHAT

go to sleep

GOING TO SLEEP YOU BET EXCEPT NOT REALLY OH DEAR OH GOSH

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HI MY NAME IS STEWART I AM A DOG I AM A GOOD DOG HELLO SQUISHY BIG PERSON I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AND ALSO KITTY I GUESS IF THAT IS ALL RIGHT

hey what up dog imma headbutt you thats right aw yeah perhaps you will like to pet my butt

WHAT

i said perhaps you will like to pet my butt wait you dont have thumbs never mind imma sleep right here up close to you

WHAT

go to sleep dog we cool

WHAT